There was once a little Cherry Pie([link]) named Pie-kun. Pie-kun was a happy little pie until one day he learned he was doomed to be food for humans. Pie-kun was crying, when suddenly he was scopped up and moved into a small compartment. It was very warm inside the little room. Suddenly, a voice said to him, "Boya! You are undercooked. You can not possibly be happy being this way. I will fix this for you."
In about two hours, Pie-kun had emerged from the small room a little human boy. He looked at what had made him human and saw that it was nothing more than an average oven. "Oh, Oven-sama! Thank you so much for what you have done. I will do everything I can so you can become human just like me!" Pie-kun proclaimed with tears of joy in his eyes.

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"Why are you rejoicing, Boya? I cooked you for much too long. You are overcooked!" Oven-sama finally said.